Seriously?

• Am I really losing my short term memory at 43!?
• Is keeping within a budget really THIS difficult?
• Have I forgotten how good bed can feel?
• Have I forgotten how to cook?
• Do I really have to SAY I’m not interested, or will my complete lack of response finally drive that message home?
• Am I really THAT compelling at 3:00 in the morning, after several  visits the previous day?
• Do I have a sign on my forehead that says “Start Bickering Now”?
• Do I really need to resort to pouring cold water on her each morning?
• Can renewing my car registration get any more expensive?

Seriously. 

…more to come. I’m sure of it.